A dumpster fire messes up the scoring system. How many dumpsters does it take to equal a house. At least three four dumpster fires on Hamlet last night near 7th Avenue. In fact the call to 911 was somewhat exciting when the fire department said there was already an engine on Hamlet Street putting out a dumpster fire and your local blogger got to tell them that the dumpsters in both alleys were on fire.

This house had the siding melted.

We’ll need four new trash cans, some new siding….

and a tail light. Remember kids, don’t park by the dumpster.

*Nine houses and four dumpsters.